That being said, feast your eyes on this unbelievable shit, which even the most rank of Sunday League spud wouldn't be able to recreate if they tried it a thousand times.
Then Cameroon global Choupo-Moting needlessly took a touch and somehow diverted the ball onto the foot of the post from less than a yard out to prevent his side from regaining the lead.
Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting was guilty of an extraordinary miss as Paris St Germain missed the chance to wrap up the Ligue 1 title after a 2-2 draw with Strasbourg.
Eric Choupo-Moting's early opener was cancelled out by Nuno Da Costa before Anthony Goncalves put the visitors ahead in the 38th minute.
PSG should have regained the lead at 1-1 but an astonishing miss by Choupo-Moting meant it stayed level.
Sandwiched in between Strasbourg's two goals was a scarcely believable blooper from Choupo-Moting, the forward inexplicably stopping team-mate Christopher Nkunku's chip over goalkeeper Matz Sels on the line with his left foot just as the ball was about to roll into the net.
The 14-time All-Star took the first eight Dallas shots and scored his team's first 10 points in the first three minutes. Ray Spalding poked the ball away from Dirk Nowitzki and had a clear path to the opposite basket.
Brady, who turns 42 in August, has addressed the subject of retirement before, saying he hopes to play until he is 45. Some Patriots fans forgot April Fool's Day is the internet's holiest of days, and took the joke seriously.
Bill Polian , who created the league with television and film producer Charlie Ebersol , pinned the blame on Dundon . I sincerely regret that many that believed in this project will see their hopes and efforts unrewarded.
On Monday, the Justice Department said in a letter to the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals that the entire ACA should be invalidated . I imagine Trump will tell us why the Republican plan will cost less than Obamacare: "Mexico will pay for it".
She said the implications of the vote were "grave", adding: "I fear we are reaching the limits of this process in this House". Mr Lewis told Radio 4's Today programme: "The government's position is very clear - we do not support these options".
He ignored the red lights as he raced down Slauson Avenue - the South Los Angeles street that he and Nips were working to uplift. Local news reports said he was being kept in solitary confinement in jail for fear he might be attacked by other inmates.
A report earlier on Tuesday noted that Johnson had not been in contact with embattled Lakers head coach Luke Walton recently. We are deeply grateful to Magic for all that he has done for our franchise - as a player, an ambassador and an executive .
Each country would use its own channels, said Maas, adding that Italy and France had direct contacts with Libya. Both the Libyan National Army and the United Nations -backed government have various militias supporting them.
McMahon, 70, has yet to make a formal announcement regarding her resignation or reveal her plans for the next stage of her career. Linda McMahon , head of the Small Business Administration , said Friday she is leaving the Trump administration .
Verizon, the Pixel 2's exclusive United States carrier, ended sales back in October upon the announcement of its successor. If you're in the market for a new smartphone , then it's absolutely worth considering the Google Pixel lineup of devices.
Guard Matt Mooney poured in a career-high 22 points in the victory over Michigan State and was clutch from the three-point line . Hunter matchup may result in the Cavaliers going big in the paint. "We came together, and we always believed in ourselves".
While that shutdown lasted only a few hours, it came on what should have been one of the busiest shopping days of the year. Mulvaney has told Trump he thinks the base would support the move, like they did his national emergency declaration.
The winger himself has stayed coy on any talk of a move, saying on Monday: "They [fans singing he is leaving] are wrong". "I want to finish in the top four and do well in the Europa League , and then we'll see".
On Tuesday, members of parliament voted overwhelmingly to approve the extension request, with 420 votes in favour to 110 against. Britain's Parliament has passed a law created to ensure the country does not leave the European Union without a divorce deal.
Hyper-wired South Korea's networks advanced their launch by two hours in order to take a leap ahead of the U.S. network carrier. But the implications of the new technology have pitted Washington against Beijing in an increasingly bitter standoff.
Kupcho's bogey-free run finally came to an end, but the American hung on for a one-stroke lead after the second round. Maria Fassi fired another 70 Thursday in the second round of the inaugural Augusta National Women's Amateur.
Asked if the missile has been in the making for some time now, he said, "Some of the basic technologies were being developed". The idea began around 2014 and development started in 2016 with a go-ahead from the government.
The second database, belonging to the defunct app At The Pool isn't as large, but its destructive potential can not be neglected. UpGuard said it sent two notification emails to Cultura Colectiva on January 10 and January 14 and never received a response.
Asked about reports that defender Raphael Varane had told teammates he wanted to leave, Zidane said: "He has said nothing to me". Talking about cleaning [the squad], to me, seems like a lack of respect.
Maurizio Sarri has confirmed England youngster Callum Hudson-Odoi will start one of Chelsea's next two Premier League games. Probably it was better [for the fans] to wait for the end of the game but for me it is not a big problem.
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However, it will be interesting to see how some fans treat him given his comments about Real Madrid being a "dream" club. We came away with a win , that is great, but I think everyone knows we can perform better.